Dear Mind,

Your body is addicted to caffeine. We know this for a fact and even though you may feel awake, by skipping your morning coffee you are being chemically neglectful of your body. It's like a dam in your blood vessels. Coffee as a brick wall, holding back the deluge of normal blood supply*. When you don't reinforce it, the "water" ( Read more... )

Ok folks, I totally fucked myself by staying up until FIVE AY-EM this morning, and being an asshole and not studying a lick over the weekend ( Read more... )

Seriously, how do I pass any of my classes? I have a huge test tomorrow, which I haven't studied a lick for. And here it is, past-slash-nearing my bedtime (last night I went to bed at 9h30, night before 12h30. I don't know, I just go with it) and I'm fucking around on the internet. Before this, I went to the grocery store for two things, left ( Read more... )

So, there I am last night, getting high, standing in front of the kerosene heater, rotating like the Ultimate Marshmellow: perfectly browned, the color of a cup of Cafe Bustelo prepared just the way I like it. I've been turning like this for just under an hour- smoking, thinking, and turning, turning, smoking, and thinking some more. And I'm ( Read more... )

Last night I watched the Illusionist with Heather. During the course of it, the villian looked very familiar and I'm all, who IS that? Later on, I get it: It's Murdoc! From MacGuyver! And for the rest of the movie (except that one part during the really important stuff when I fell asleep) I was really happy that he had gotten work recently ( Read more... )

So...

I locked my keys in my car last night.

Twice.

Luckily I took mental notes when the guy came when I did it last month, so it was no problem to break in.

Twice.